Trivia question for the day. Q: Name a football team named after a person? I am sure in years to come we will see Dave Whelan Athletic instead of Wigan judging by the subtle changes he is making in Lancashire, and who would begrudge Roman slipping in an Abramovich into Chelsea as a thank you to the hundreds of millions he has “invested” there. But I could not think of one team named after a person. That was until I was researching games for this Saturday. I have been using the Octopus prediction system for years. I bought it back from Korea in 2002 and I don’t understand what all the fuss is about. It’s just one of those paper things you used to make when you was at school but with legs – you remember – pick a number, then a colour and it would always say something like “you smell” or ” you fancy Debbie” even if you actually were Debbie. The TBIR prediction model helps us chose which games to go to. Today the criteria was a)within 10 miles (have to be back by 5.30pm), b) somewhere new and c) near a supermarket as I have to get some bits in for tea……And the answer today was ……Fisher FC v Millwall XI. So who, may you ask is Fisher Athletic? Well, if you come with me back in the football history time machine I will tell you. Once upon a time there was a Catholic Bishop called John Fisher. He was a good chap and liked nothing more than a kick about with the other priests. Henry VIII however wanted to call him up to play for his Tudor XI but John refused and was beheaded. However, his spirit lived on and his team went on to win the forerunner of the FA Cup…probably. Fast forward a century or two and a club were formed and named after Saint John as he was posthumously known in London’s Surrey Quays area, where John used to go shopping. Fisher played at junior levels, working their way up the leagues until in 1982 they made it into the Southern League, and also moved into their new stadium in Surrey Docks, almost on the doorstep of Millwall. Their moment in the spotlight came between 1987 and 1991 when they played in the Conference, and reached the FA Cup 1st round twice. Since then they have been on a slippery slope downwards until 2005 when they bounced back into Conference South and then proceeded to finish 4th and thus earn a play off spot. Unfortunately defeat followed to Alan Devonshire’s Hampton & Richmond and it has been a tough time since. The club were doomed to relegation from Christmas onwards, and a winding up order was heard at the high court in March 2009. The club decided that they could not carry on and at the end of the 2008/09 season they withdrew from the league. It was during this period that the club attracted the media’s attention with a publicity stunt of putting their turnstile operator Donna Powell in charge for a game, thus making her the second ever female manager of a men’s football team (after Cherie Lunghi in the Manageress of course). But there was a phoenix rising from the flames in the form of a community based club. Fisher FC last season took their place in the Kent League where they finished 13th. The club had moved out of their Surrey Docks ground some years ago and whilst there has been talk of a new stadium being built for now share with Dulwich Hamlet at Dog Kennel Hill. The club are now democratically run as an Industrial Provident Society, the same model that can be found at AFC Wimbledon, and as of yesterday, Lewes. I was returning to another one of my former glories. In 1985 as a nippy 15 year old winger, I played in a Fleetdown United team that scored 17 against a team called Vista to set a league scoring record. The contribution from a certain S Fuller would have had fantasy football followers frothing at the mouth. Scored 5, assisted 5. Not a bad haul. At the time, Champion Hill was a decaying 20,000 capacity stadium, which had the honour of hosting a game in the 1948 Summer Olympics (Korea 5 Mexico 3 for the record). Today the stadium is a bit more modest at 3,000 capacity as Sainsbury’s car park takes up the other 17,000 spots. Millwall were the visitors for this pre-season friendly, or should I say Millwall XI as unless they have invented some type of Hermaine Grainger potion they could not be playing at Crawley and Dulwich at the same time. The game had been billed by Fisher’s website as the Battle of Southwark. Would we see fists flying or would it be hugs all round? Fisher FC 2 Millwall 0 – Champion Hill – Saturday 10th July 2010 Now this is how to do things. £5 to get into a game like this was spot on, so impressed was I that I invested in a “Big the Fish back home badge”. The temperature was damn hot and you could see both teams would be using their ample squads to the maximum. I took a seat in the shade of the main stand and was soon joined by the young Millwall subs, all complete with their arrogance and swagger. These were 17/18 years olds who were on the bench of Millwall’s 2nd string squad. So in the pecking order they were numbers 30+ in the grand scheme of things, but they had already got their pro footballer attitude. Good to see the club teaching them the important things so early in their careers. Fisher’s team was almost unrecognisable from the one that finished the end of last season, and despite this being their first outing together they bossed this game. Four players in particular stood out for me. In the centre of midfield Bryan Glover and Kris Hollidge were immense. Glover isn’t actually the shape of a footballer, but he was pulling all of the strings, which Hollidge was able to push forward – a non-league successful Gerard and Lampard if you like. On the right wing was George Savage, a name worthy of a Millwall player himself. Savage had the longest shorts I have ever seen. Whilst he wasn’t that big, it appeared to the crowd that he was wearing tights. Finally up front was the imposing figure of Luke Coleman. The game was heading for nil nil at half time before we had one of those moments that making football worthwhile. Millwall were playing the ball across the back four, wasting a bit of time, when the ball went back to the keeper. Hollidge chased him down and as the keeper cleared it he whacked the ball straight into the face of Hollidge and the ball rebounded into the net. A one in a thousand goal? Who cares? Certainly not Fisher who went in 1-0 up. Of course the second half saw mass changes, which had an impact on the flow of the game. The crowd was a good few hundred which included the odd groundhopper. Now I am no groundhopper let’s get that straight. I do not own a flask. I do not crave a team sheet or a programme which if I do buy I have no problem in putting a crease in. I do not have a “lucky” jumper and I do not “rate” each ground based on strange criteria. One particular guy was furiously trying to track down a team sheet. He had a tatty jumper on, a carrier bag, with his flask of tea in and had a radio pressed to his ear. Stereotypical and all that. Midway through the game the sound of a commotion reached our ears. Someone was very upset and angry with Sainsbury’s in their loading bay which shared the perimeter wall with the stadium. The individual started throwing something against a metal door, shouting “Fuck you Sainsburys” over and over again. Certainly more interesting than the football. So with the clock ticking down Fisher pressed once more. The substitute Millwall keeper had learnt one phrase, which he continued to shout everytime the ball came close. “No shot” was his cry but either the defenders couldn’t understand English or they were simply bored with him as they let George Savage shoot from 18 yards into the corner of the net to make it 2-0. That was my cue to leave. With the car parked all but 10 steps away I was in air conditioned luxury within seconds of the final whistle. Millwall can look suitably embarrassed by this result and the performance. Sure they will say it was our reserves and kids, and yes it was a pre-season friendly but this was “The Battle of Southwark” after all. More photos from the game can be found here.