Hi Tweeps! Well, this time at least.
We've got a selection of football funnies from Twitter today.
Here they are:
It's never a good idea to play against Ronaldinho...Rumour has it this goalkeeper was so upset he took it out on his wife when he went back home. She divorced him and took the kids with her. He later lost his job. He still has reoccurring dreams of heavy round objects rolling downhill toward him while he is running through arches.
Ronaldinho is still filthy 🔥🔥 https://t.co/xwLCaxeOCx— Funny Football () September 21, 2017
From the Brazilian legend, we move onto the Argentinean one - not Diego Maradonna, the other one.
Messi has bagged nine goals this season as Barcelona top the table unchallenged - and that's the total number of goals Real Madrid have scored collectively thus far. Surprising? Hardly.
Real Madrid this season: 9 goals— Funny Football () September 21, 2017
Messi this season : 9 goals
We can't blame Neymar for leaving Barcelona for PSG. He wanted to get away from Messi's shadow, didn't he?
Ouch. Here is what the man thinks, if you had any doubts:
Messi watching the game and just being amused of how neymar struggles to get a pk from Cavani...lol pic.twitter.com/GfLgnFhn03— Adewole Abraham () September 19, 2017
The Brazilian's move from Barca to PSG is tunring out to be a little bit like dumping Adriana Lima for for a married woman.
Anyway, here is a diminutive Juventus supporter who knows what it's like to get a bad birthday present:
A Juventus supporting kid gets an Inter Milan shirt for his birthday, this is too adorable.— - () September 18, 2017